Monstrously Witty Troll Lures Unsuspecting Friend Into Amazing Cat Lady-Inspired Tale

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mattstaff
Jan 27, 2017 8:00 PM EST

Or *lady inspired-tail, but I thought the headline might be a bit misleading there. Either way, what we have here is a 'cat of a troll' playing with its food: its food being the friend, none the wiser to a solid feat of trolling.

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    Text - .ooo Verizon 9:40 AM Becky Yesterday 8:46 PM So I just witnessed something that was utterly insane. Tell me everyth ing So I'm getting back from my run going to the garage where u dropped me off this morning and I see this lady and her massive St. Dane. Across the street this other lady is purple is walking the opposite direction with her white cat in her arms. I was just running up on this and saw the moment when the St.Dane was sniffing around and saw the cat. Saint Dane? The bar? A iMe
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    Text - .ooo Verizon 9:40 AM Becky *sigh* Sorry, GREAT Dane :) #troll Thanks for the correction #blessed Anyway. Before the lady could react the dog busted loose towards the woman with the cat. You're welcome just helping Omg OH NO Scary stuff. Why was the cat in her arms?!? A iMessage
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  • 03
    Text - ooo Verizon 9:40 AM Becky That's so stupid What happened??? The cat flipped and jumped out of the owner's arms and bolted with the dog in chase. Everybody is screaming. Oh gosh Well yeah But the lady with the cat is an idiot The dog caught up with cat. Who on God's green earth thinks that's a good idea Oh no... Oh gosh Ctorting A iMessage
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    Text - ooo Verizon 9:41 AM Becky Completely de-tailed. Well that could be worse Sew it up. It'll live to see another day The cat was still alive, they screamed at each other some more. WHO TAKES A CAT OUTSIDE LIKE THΑΤ Idk dude. Cat lady took her cat in rushed into her car. Good. She needs to leave Social Darwinism will take that lady Dog meanwhile still freakin. She ignorant A iMessage
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  • 05
    Text - .ooo Verizon 9:40 AM Вecky Starting going to town on the cat. Oh no oh no oh no oh no I really hate the cat lady I really hate her I ended up grabbing the dog with the owner while I kid u not, yanked his collar and tackled him to the ground Here's the worst part. Oh no The cat is bleeding And dying The cat's tail was clean off. Oh shit A iMessage
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    Text - ooo Verizon 9:41 AM Becky Yeah I'd imagine We calmed the dog down. That dog has the taste for blood now And I saw the cat lady like a bat out of hell squeal her tires away. And that was that. UNTIL She Is Dumb UNTIL ??? She is dumb, and her cat lost a tail haeause of it iMessage
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  • 07
    Text - .ooo Verizon 9:41 AM Becky She is dumb, and her cat lost a tail because of it. I just went downstairs 5 min ago to put my odometer on my bike. Yeah?? See how to mount it properly. And guess who I see driving in the garage in the stall next time my Prius?!! Cat lady and cat. CAT LADY Bingo Did you ask about the cat I go up to her. See its tail? A iMessage
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  • 08
    Text - ooo Verizon 9:41 AM < Вecky She's probably mad at you She left the tail there, she never grabbed it. For not demanding the dog be put down Oh ew biohazard So I asked her did she go to vet after it happened and she said No she didn't! I said, "Well where the hell did u go?!?" WHAT where did she go?! Get this. She says Omg A iMessage
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  • 09
    Text - .ooo Verizon 9:41 AM Becky Freakin Walmart. Why did she take her BLOODY DAMN CAT TO WALMART For BANDAIDS?? That cat needs meloxicam And probably a prescription sedative AND probably surgery Nope nope and nope. To close the wound and deal with the nerve endings Is she seriously that daft Do u know why this idiot went to Walmart?!? WHY A iMessage
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    Product - ooo Verizon 9:42 AM Becky WHY Because it is the country's largest Re-tailer. oh you monster Hahahahahahaha Bahahahahahahaa Hahahahahahahaa You're a monster Muhahahahahahaahahaa Hahahahahahaha A iMessage
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    Text - ooo Verizon 9:42 AM < i Вecky Bahahahahahahaa Hahahahahahahaa You're a monster Muhahahahahahaahahaa Hahahahahahaha Ohhhhhhh doggy. I hate you Damn that felt good. Good job Joe. Thank u Joe. YOU ARE GOOD A iMessage
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